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Yoda & Cheezlt's Scratching Post
May 2022

Hey pals!
We have been busy keeping an eye on Momma for the last few days/weeks. She went to the human v-e-t a few days ago. It must have been an awful visit! When she left she looked like a regular Momma. But, when she came back, she smelled different and had some funny looking stuff on her face.

Anyway, now she expects us to take care of her??

Who has been putting these laughable ideas in her head?? Where does she get off expecting us to ‘take care’ of her?? We don’t know how she thinks this is supposed to work. What does she expect us to do?? We’re two feet tall, and have no thumbs!

She knows that we don’t even help around the house when she’s healthy and fully functioning (which is, like, never). We’re thinking that her v-e-t gave her some really good medicines to make her this dopey. We’re also wondering if they had to sneak give her medicines, or if they had to fight and shove it down her throat (what she does to us). That would have been great to see.

She’s been complaining that we won’t let her rest. Well….do we ever?? She is acting so surprised about all these things she knows that we do all the time, every day. We’re not changing our routine just because she ‘doesn’t feel good’. We’re cats. We don’t care. We are just baffled!

Just because she’s having problems doesn’t mean we’re going to stop having to eat, go to the bathroom, and puke. We’re cats. This is what we do.

We’re not sure how this is going to go. She just needs to nap all day, and it’ll all be fine. Hasn’t she been paying attention!

Til Next Month,
Yoda & CheezIt
(and the others)