Yoda & Cheezlt's Scratching Post
July 2022

Hi everypawdy!
We hope you’re either staying warm or staying cool (depending where you live). It has been super duper hot here! It’s too hot to even sleep in the sun puddles! It is just a cat-astrophe (MOL…we couldn’t resist)!

It has been so hot here, that our critter snacks haven’t even been visiting. Oops! Critter friends. We meant to say our critter friends haven’t even been visiting. We have no idea where that slip of the cat tongue came from. Nevermind. No raccoons. No opossums. No deer. They’re all hiding from the heat.

Momma has been doing so much extra stuff for these tasty looking critter friends. It’s just disgusting and appalling. She should be spending her extra time and money on us, and only us! We don’t care if we have a cabinet full of treats! You can never have too many or enough treats (you all know that). She must have forgotten what was in that contract she signed with us (those humans never read anything before they sign it). Always remember pals, the more you write in a contract, the less likely they are to read before they sign any agreement with you (keep that in mind for the next Noms renewal contract).

Momma even got a tiny plastic pool for the duckie couple that comes around. How absolutely insane is that?!?! We love her. But, even we can’t deny that she is completely off her rocker.

She buys duckies a little pool…but throws away all our great boxes! That makes no sense! The heat must be affecting her tiny, malfunctioning human brain.

*tiny cat sighs*

Til Next Month,
Yoda & CheezIt
(and the others)