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Yoda & Cheezlt's Scratching Post
November 2022

Hiya Pals!
We hope your pawrents didn’t embarrass you too much for Howl-oween with any stupid costumes! Our Momma knows better than to try and put any of that stuff on us. She’d end up missing a few fingers or an arm if she did that to us.

We didn’t have many of those little human monsters making noise on our door asking for candy. That sounds like a stupid thing to do. Then us kitties and doggies should be allowed to go around asking for treats. We think that sounds pretty much like the same thing. Just because we walk on four paws (or however many we have) doesn’t mean they should discriminate against us! How unfair!!

Anyway, we were glad not to have them pounding on the door or ringing the bell thingy. That gets to scary sometimes because it’s so loud, and you never know when it’s coming. Now, that’s something worthy of being afraid of! Some of us are scaredy cats and run away (we won’t name names).

Now that Howl-oween is over, that means that all the yummy holidays will be coming up….with all the delicious meats and treats and delicious snacks. It’ll be special nom nom time. We can hardly wait. Momma is hoping that CheezIt doesn’t help himself to the pumpkin pie on the counter this year (that was pretty darn funny, though).

Maybe she shouldn’t leave a pie on the counter overnight if she doesn’t want that to happen. Just a thought.

These humans…they complain about what we do, but they completely enable us. But they are too stupid to realize it (or they just don’t want to admit it). Ugh….

Til Next Month,
Yoda & CheezIt
(and the others)