Mui

Tell me about yourself.
I am a black and white cat that has lived with my humans since the day I was born. My hu-mum actually saw me being born.

Do you work? If so where/what do you do?
. I work as chief announcer, as I alert all of my minions, fur or human, when it is time for us to be fed. This may not be when the humans want to feed us, but I still feel it’s my duty. I’m aware that our food bowl is nearly always full, but sometimes there’s a little whole in the kibble.

What is your favourite type of music?
I do not care for music, but will tolerate anything - if I must.

If you could choose your name what would it be?
Sir

What is your favourite food?
My favourite food is ‘Felix’ obviously, or tuna.

Have you taught your humans any tricks?
My humans are more or less able to feed me on request. If I appear lethargic, I will also receive Dreamies

What is your favourite way to entertain yourself (annoy your humans)?
I tend to sleep on the small coffee table that is in the living room, or right in the pathway of human pathways. I used to attend the local pussy club of a night, with my step-sons, but haven’t located once since we moved house last winter.

What is your greatest accomplishment?
In my 17 years I have achieved many things, as I’m sure you would expect. My most recent is attending the vets twice in one month and not kicking up too much of a fuss.

What is your next goal in life?
My next goal in life is to live to be another year, and to eat as many treats as possible.

If you could be/do anything for a day, what would it be?
If I could be anything for a day, I’d be a fisherman

Finally and most importantly...What was your human’s most embarrassing moment?
My humans are a constant embarrassment, but I do still love them. The most recent is when my hu-mum fell off her chair and broke her leg a couple of months ago