Fætter

Tell me a little bit about yourself.
I am a red-eared slider. I’ll be 21 years old in February 2021.
I live in Denmark. I used to have a wife but she passed away in 2014 due to illness.
But turtles are good in the company of themselves.

How many siblings do you have and long have you had them?
I have a sister. She is a rabbit. Her name is Donna and she has lived here since May 2014.

Do you work? If so where/what do you do?
No, I don’t work in fact I do as little as possible, LOL

If you could choose your name what would it be?
My name is Fætter that is a Danish name and translated it means something like dude and I am actually okay with that.

What is your favourite food?
I have many faves such as shrimps, salmon and eggs

Where is your favourite place to be?
Basking under my lamp or for some odd reason I like to sleep inside the cardboard castle belonging to my sister the bunny.

What is your favourite way to entertain yourself (annoy your humans)?
I really just like to sleep. But this summer I did manage to cause some trouble. I come outside when the weather is really good and I managed to slide under the fence twice. The second time 3 people were running around looking for me and I was just hiding under some leaves.

What is your greatest accomplishment?
Sleeping under water for more than 15 hours.

What is your next goal in life?
To add an extra hour of sleep to my daily schedule.

If you could be/do anything for a day, what would it be?
I would like to eat a bucket load of shrimps. I never really understood food restrictions

Finally and most importantly...What was your human’s most embarrassing moment?
Oh, she had a couple of good ones. She once accidently posted a private email as a blog post.
Long story but luckily someone noticed straight away and the damage was undone.