The Scratching Post
May 2025

Hi Furriends!
We hope everyone is doing good, and having fun. Hopefully you’re driving your humans crazy…because that’s what we’re all meant to do (MOL).
That’s what we’ve been doing, especially Walnut, Acorn, and PEANUT (the babies).
Everyone gets in trouble all the time. But Peanut is always in trouble.
He’s always finding something. Momma has the house cat-proofed really well, but Peanut always finds something to get into…and it’s usually when she’s trying to sleep! He doesn’t go t these things every day. Just when he’s bored.

-He has found a nail in the wall, and sometimes feels like chewing on it…until Momma finally pulled it out. Now she just chews where it was because he thinks it’s still there.
-Momma has a “grabber” hanging on the wall near where she sleeps, and he tries to swat it around at all hours of the night.
-He climbs a small shelf (next to where Momma sleeps) and steals things he shouldn’t.

He is so naughty! He doesn’t even care…because Momma will squirt him from her chair and he just stands there like a dope. It takes, like, 23 squirts before he finally goes away Did we mention that he’s orange (MOL)??

He, also, doesn’t “meow.” None of the babies do. They squeak and peep. Peanut does this the most…walking around and squeaking…at night when we’re all trying to sleep! He is so inconsiderate to us all! We’re trying to sleep with Momma. When she has to get up it interrupts our sleep too! Such a selfish little brat he is.

Til Next Month,
All of Us
(except for Peanut because we talked about him the whole time)