The Scratching Post
March 2026

Hey Furriends!
We hope you and your humans are doing fur-tastic!

We are doing ok. You know, the same as usual....sometimes it's fun and sometimes it's boring. It's hard to tell what it's going to be like around here. 

A few weeks ago we had some lovely days, and we had SO many critters coming around to stalk...ummm, watch! Mom started putting their snackies on the patio step closest to the door and on the ledge. They were super duper close! Sometimes we would forget ourselves and jump into the glass (MOL). Butter Bean and Stetson do that a lot.
But what do you expect from those two...they're orange boys (dummies)...half a brain cell each (if that).
 
We haven't had too many lately. Our lazy mom hasn't been to the store to buy birdie foods. She has been slacking on the job. 

Unacceptable! If we didn't need her, we would fire her! So not many birdies and squirrlies for us lately. So nothing but boredom. 

But, it has been back to chilly willy (as she calls it) for us recently. No fair. So less critters. 

Mom is still putting birdie and mousie videos on the TV for us from the YouTube. But that got old real fast. She always picks the same old stupid ones. She never puts on anything new and exciting. She needs to start asking our opinions. We're the ones watching it! And she wonders why we always leave the room. Well, put something new on, woman. Geez! Sometimes she comes home and the YouTube is turned off. She thinks the TV just went to sleep. Nope.
That was us just turning the boring show off. We have feelings too, you know. We get bored all the time. Why do humans think we sleep so much?? It's not to conserve our energy. It's because we're so darn bored. We are exceedingly superior and intelligent creatures and require much intellectual stimulation. Humans just don't give that to us because they can, in no way, exceed us in intelligence. How can inferior creatures stimulate superior creatures??  

The unanswerable questions of life. 

While we consider the answers to that, we will await the return of warm weather, critters, and birdie foods. 

Until Next Month,
All of Us