Tigger's Tails
- October 2026

Hi Pals,
As the almost nearly famous Editor in Chief and newshound of this newspaper, and a full time Lurcher, I am stepping away from my favourite sunny patch on the sofa to deliver a very important article. We need to talk about October.

For humans, October seems to be about pumpkin spice, bulky knitwear, and carving orange vegetables. But from a Lurcher's perspective, this month is the absolute pinnacle of the calendar year.

Here is my official breakdown of why October reigns supreme.

The Return of High Speed Weather:
Summer is a challenging time for a hound built like a fuzzy toothpick. It is far too hot to sprint, forcing us to spend July and August pretending to be a discarded draught excluder on the sofa.

October brings that crisp, biting air. It is the perfect temperature for zooming. When the cool wind hits our ears, we achieve maximum aerodynamic efficiency.

Perfect Couch/Potato Synergy:
While we love a good five minute explosion of speed, we love a twenty three hour nap even more. October is peak nesting season. The central heating comes back alive. Humans start bringing out the thick, plush blankets. If you position yourself correctly, you can blend seamlessly into the soft soft furnishings and sleep until November.

Leaf Piles:
The Ultimate Obstacle Course
Crunchy leaves are nature’s confetti. There is nothing more satisfying than sprinting full tilt into a giant pile of orange leaves, scattering them everywhere, and then looking back at your human with wide, innocent eyes. It is brilliant fun for puppies, children, and retired racing hounds alike.

The Aesthetic Comforts:
Let’s be honest October fashion is excellent. This is the month we get to wear our high collared fleeces and waterproof coats. We look incredibly handsome, like sophisticated, dynamic detectives walking through the autumn mist.

So, as we head deeper into this glorious, crunchy month, my advice to you is simple. Run fast when it's crisp, lean heavily against the people you love, and never underestimate the power of a really good nap under a duvet.

Nose bump to you
Tigger